6 Entertaining Hotlines to Soothe Your Dystopian Lockdown Nightmares

To break up the imminent monotony, might I suggest a gorgeously Gen X habit to indulge in? Hotlines, baby. Hotlines. In the ’80s, everyone from Paula Abdul and the Fresh Prince to Hulk Hogan had them. And guess what? We totally need ’em again. Here are some hotlines to bling as the lockdown kicks in….

Cue to Cue…

Exhausting? Yup. They all are, one could say but this one feels it deeply: